No Free Love
Me: he’s all “we’re camping out at an art and music festival in the middle of a huge field. we’re hippies.” so he wants to get a tent and stuff after class, and then i’m getting my nose pierced. Mom:...
View ArticleWhat did you learn from the hippies?
Backstory: I had to cover an eco-festival as a photographer and I jokingly told my mom I would have to dig up a pair of Birkenstocks to wear so I would fit in. Okay funny person why would I take...
View ArticleYour Brother’s Taste in Women
Backstory: My mom and I are conspiring to get my brother to apply for a perfect-for-him internship at an organic nursery. By the way if you tell Matt there will be hippy chicks working at this nursery...
View ArticleWould You Like the Mounted Antlers When I Die?
Mom: Punkin, I’m going through the house now deciding who will get what when I die. Would you like me to send you all the mounted antlers and stuffed pheasants your dad had around here? Me: Um……no Mom:...
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